gettin old sux

[Cherry_pez]

I agree Roger.

[ellanoize]

IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

[Cherry_pez]

Awwww it sputters! You arent THAT old yet Rog.

[ellanoize]

Thank you Miz Pez [img]graemlins/rose.gif[/img]
My ex used to always say that my warrenty was up [img]wink.gif[/img]

[cherrysmum]

time for an overhaul...remember if you ever watch the Jackson Barrett automobile auction, the old cars bring the highest prices...I'm feeling like a seasoned Rolls Royce myself

[Cherry_pez]

Oh?

[ellanoize]

I think I might be a rusted out VW bus , sitting on blocks in the back yard...*Smiles*

[cherrysmum]

aw no you are not Rog....and Pez?? OH???...and just what does THAT mean? OH???...you purple painted buick with WIDE white wall tires...uhhuh

[Cherry_pez]

No I am more like a fire engine red Alfa Romeo Speedy Spider....

[cherrysmum]

sure you are LOL